Sticker artists are so BAD!

This week, I’ve been following a few threads on a Flickr site called Graffiti Street Art – Sticker Traders. Lately, some of the contributors have been trying to out-bad one another with this gendered and faux gangsta stuff:

We Throw Parties, You Throw Knives © Pro User says:

Slowly bite the curb so I can hear the enamel start to scrape on the bumped pavement, then I’ll bring my foot over your head and stomp with all my weight, as I hear your teeth shatter you hold your mouth and look up at my scared for your life, Then I’m going to fill the air with these gasoline fumes exiting the rusted chainsaw, It FINALLY fires up and you hear the fast moving blade, and I’m going to enter it into you slowly. Rip out your insides then feed them to birds.


now THAT’S bad hahhahaaha
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im going to tie you to a light post…

rip out pieces of your hair one by one as you scream in agony…

im going to get a nail filer and slowly scrape it across your eyeball…and when im done with that im going to sew your eyes shut..then get a weed wacker and let it run across your wont be able to hear your own screams because the engine will be to loud..then im going to get pliers and peel your toe nails back one by one…

and last but certainly not least…im going to fill your mouth with mayo and get an ice pick and chizzle away on your teeth, sooner or later the blood will mix with the mayo creating a nice topping for the sand wich im going to make which will include your fingernails that i will cut off with and all….and the bread will be substituted by the skin i peel off your bare back with a cheese grader